Artificial sperm is used by porn actors and movie studios. You can buy it in sex shops, but you can also make it at home
Male semen is a phenomenon. It's a symbol of sex, masculinity, raunchiness, intimacy. Often it is also a symbol of dominance, power and animal instinct. So there is no doubt at all that the semen has an extreme erotic charge for many individuals. Its certain disgusting, forbidding and perverse nature adds to its allure.
Ejaculation and cum-splattering is also the climax of many porn films. This is what viewers want to see, this is where they skip the video footage. Moreover, because of its status, semen is often the centerpiece of some scenes. The bukkake-style scenes are based on ejaculation, as are many other scenarios.
And since less is definitely not more, the scenes have to be appropriately sticky. But what can you do when the actors in question simply don't have that dose? It's simple - the flood is faked.
Ejaculation from a syringe
"For the scenes where you wonder how it's possible that the guy has so much cum, there's another guy behind him with a bicycle pump and a 'piña colada' who shoots it out of a tube," reveals porn actress Freya von Doom. The male performer then guides the tube between his thighs and down the underside of his penis to his glans to simulate the giant ejaculation. However, as Freya adds, this is not a standard procedure for all scenes, but she has only experienced it when a really large amount of the fluid is to be in the shot.
Other times, fake penises (dildos) and large syringes filled with fake fluid are used. "The look and texture has to be absolutely accurate," says Vice's Taji, who has tried his hand at assisting on such shoots, about preparing scenes. "We used a mixture made up of 80% white creamy lube and 20% water." Why did the producers resort to an artificial product for the shoot? Because enough semen to fill their shoes - the key object of the scenario - with would not have been provided by just the two actors present, even if they had spent a week on set. With a little creativity, however, litres of the coveted subs were available.
Waterfalls of Joy
Why would you want artificial sperm? There are more possible scenarios for its use than you might think. Aside from the fact that you can literally have buckets of it and immortalize even a "cumfall" in photos or film footage, it also comes in handy where real semen can't be used. Some people ejaculate only weakly, some even none at all (e.g. trans men), but still want to enjoy the sensation of semen with their partner. Other people find the idea of semen on their body or face distasteful or are allergic to semen, so using a real male product is not an option. And some people just like to do shit, want to make their mates laugh in the pub or pepper a stag party. If it's tasteful, we'll leave it up to you.
The seed from the shop
If you like white waterfalls, use ejaculating dildos or even just want to have a bit of personal fun, we have good news for you. Artificial semen is very easy to buy. We found a slew of sellers on the internet within a minute, but we have no doubt that you'll have success in a brick-and-mortar sex shop as well.
As the best option, there are two types of products available on the market. The first one is directly artificial semen - a gel having the faithful appearance and consistency of real ejaculate. It is ideal for just goofing around, taking pictures, joking around, etc. Potentially more practical, however, are lubricants with the appearance of semen, the latter. Primarily, it's just a lubricant, typically water-based, so you can be sure it's safe for the human body and you can fuck, masturbate and generally fool around with it until hallelujah. The whitish appearance also makes it more fun than the usual transparent products.
How to make artificial sperm
But you can also make fake cum at home very easily. There are plenty of recipes, but we've picked out the ones we think are the best for you. One very realistic, the other super simple.
Zdroj: GiphyHomemade semen 1 - realistic
You need a cup of water, 2 tablespoons of cornstarch, 1 egg white, 1 tablespoon of white yogurt and salt for seasoning. This semen is actually quite edible, so you can fool around with it as part of your swallowing fantasies. You prepare it by making a slurry of water and starch (as if you were making a pudding), letting it cool completely and stirring in the egg white, yogurt and seasoning with salt (if you want to bring the taste closer to reality).
The result is a slippery, thick liquid that sticks beautifully, sticks gently and is just the right whitish colour. It's almost indistinguishable from a real seed at a glance. And you can easily play around with the consistency. Just be careful not to get this product into your vagina, as it could cause a nasty yeast infection, as sexologist Lindsey Doe warns.
Homemade semen 2 - simple
To make fake semen that's safe for the body, Doe advises using a simple mixture of white yogurt and water. No salt, no sugar, no starch. While this product is quite watery and not as sticky, you're sure to find plenty of ways to have fun with it.
But you can also get creative in the kitchen and in bed. Lots of different products are offered as fake semen, sometimes you thicken it, sometimes you dilute it or color it with yogurt. Just please be careful what is and is not safe for the body.
