Interpretation of the cards on Peter Macinka: We saw his future, marriage and relationship with Filip Turko
The former metalhead from southern Moravia spent 17 years alongside Václav Klaus before eventually becoming the founder of the Motorist Party and a foreign minister who threatened the president of the republic. His Instagram profile looks like an advertisement for the perfect traditional family. To warm up, we straight up asked the astral Macinka about marital happiness and possible extramarital amorous activities.
At home, he lies on his swords
The Queen of Swords falls upside down from the deck, followed by the Princess of Cups, also upside down, and the interpretation concludes with VII. Pentacles, subtitled "Stagnation". Relationships with women, according to the cards, do not bring Peter Macinka much joy, although he would like to enjoy them. At home he lies on his feet and his extramarital activities are so virtual that not even his astral body takes part in them. Therefore, what speaks out of him is not intelligence, but the other male brain, down there. This organ has to drain its energy in public because most of the time it is simply bored.
Peter Macinka, however, has a best friend with a blonde moustache, a sharply angular face and shoulders as wide as the wing of a racing car that could beat even ten-year-old rivals at a rally. At first glance, Macinka's relationship with Filip Turk goes beyond friendship. But the cards quickly grounded our desire for piquancy.
Most best friends
The reversed Force card says there is no force in their relationship, IV. Pentacles symbolizing "Power" reveals the calculation, and the Magician archetype reveals that it's all an illusion. Petr Macinka and Filip Turek don't really like each other at all. Quite possibly they will one day sink each other. When they got together, Turek had a good job as an MEP - the only thing they look for in a relationship is that together it gives them a sense of power.
It suits them to be defended as an inseparable twosome, but they are having fun together purely so they can sit in politics and poison the air like two exhausts not only in Parliament, but in the whole Czech Republic - by dismantling protected landscape areas, abolishing emission limits on large incinerators and plastic factories... If that idea makes you sick, go and freshen up. Meanwhile, while we were shuffling the deck, the King of Sticks, the big boss character Macinka plays. He's pushing Turk forward to prove to everyone that he can handle such an impossibility as making a cocksucking blowhard who doesn't believe in global warming the Minister of the Environment in 2026.
How much longer?
Also, if you're wondering how much longer Macinka and I have to stick it out, the cards are sending us the four of the Major Arcana, the Emperor. That's longer than we'd expect, and hopefully the tarot doesn't mean four years. However, Andrej Babiš has both Macinka's brains firmly under his throat, and once we convince him to put him down as an unwanted mickey, he'll be out in one-two.
The next card is the Tower. Hard hit. Mr. Macinka is well aware that his days are numbered. No matter which pub he goes to, the staff will spit in his beer, people will accidentally throw darts at his back and he will slip so badly in the toilet that he will dunk his head in the bowl. And everyone agrees he's just a bit clumsy.
Does Macinka have a successor on the exhaust side?
The Motorist Party is a real selection of grapes that Moravia would rather throw away on the compost heap after the harvest. According to the tarot card, there will be three successors:
1. The Reversed Queen of Swords, a woman who is not only evil, but also incompetent and stupid. Like the White House spokesperson.
2. Reversed IV. of Swords ("Truce"), which denotes a totally conflicted type of person.
3. The Sun. Hope lives, and eventually we will see improvement. There will be an early election and the Motorists will finally be replaced in office by people with a sincere intention to protect the environment.
When the smile fades on the lips...
We mentioned that Petr Macinka is very close to Václav Klaus. We couldn't resist asking about their relationship and the cards gave us the Ace of Clubs in reverse . This card has almost phallic symbolism, but upside down. Everything is wrong with this relationship.
The next step of the divination is a V of clubs with a drawing of many masks and the keyword "Punishment", then an inverted VI . Staff - "Victory" placed upside down, and finally the Prince of Swords, also inverted. As Macinka is lied to, his astral body responds to everything in a negative format, which is much harder to interpret. Anyway, the years with Klaus didn't bring him any victories, it was more of a punishment, and Macinka comes off as an abused wretch.
At the end of the interpretation, as in Buddhism, we came to the realization that we actually feel a little sorry for the person we wanted to mock, because we see that he was largely manipulated into it. If he had listened to his mother and gone not to the Václav Klaus Institute but to a hotel school, he could have been, for example, a receptionist and popular in the collective. But he wants to be foreign minister, and that is his and our misfortune. When he saw almost 100 000 people demonstrating in Old Town Square and Wenceslas Square, he became afraid. He asked Tomio Okamura for security and he doesn't even know how many police officers are now watching him not having sex with anyone.
~ Maeve Gray & Andreas de Schade
